daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

(via pizza)

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

(via pesterance)

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

(Source: donnermaysilee, via sleazyblackdress)

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

(via lets-keep-on-dreaming)